BLOGMAS | Funny Secret Santa Gift Ideas Under £5!

Ahh. Secret Santas. Everythings all fun and games until someone gets you a really shit gift. Fingers crossed they’ll come across this post first before they buy you your 3rd pair of gloves…

PS. You’re all about to become fully aware of how childish I really am.

Shag Yourself Thin – £3.99


Killing two birds with one stone has never been so easy.

Top Drunk – £2.99


Honestly, I’m considering making my own ‘Top Drunk’ with photos of my friends.

Penis Pasta – £3.52


Now you don’t have to lie when you said you got ‘D’ last night.

Bacon Popping Candy – £4.99


What better way to express your feelings towards a friend than bacon popping candy. Or, for your vegetarian friend, how about Wasabi Popping Candy?

Willy Exerciser – £3.99


We’ve all got a friend who talks about their junk a little bit too much…

Duck With A Dick – £4.99

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Possibly skip getting this for your friends who have small children around. It definitely would make an intresting bath time though.

Abashiri Green Beer – £4.99

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Why is it that weird colour beverages/food are always much more fun than normal coloured beverages/food?

What will you be gifting your secret Santa?



  1. 6th December 2017 / 7:51 am

    Omg! Penis pasta and duck with a dick 😂😂😂😂

    • 7th December 2017 / 4:28 pm

      I wrote this post at like 1am, and I was trying so hard not to laugh out loud, and wake everyone up 😂

  2. 6th December 2017 / 8:00 am

    Hahahha these are so fun 😂😂😂

  3. Amanda Spencer
    6th December 2017 / 10:52 am

    Those are hilarious!! 😂😂😂

    • 7th December 2017 / 4:29 pm

      I’m glad you think so too 😂 Was quite worried that the comments were going to be filled with ‘grow up’ 😂😂

  4. 6th December 2017 / 7:30 pm

    The bacon flavour popping candy looks so good not gonna lie I would love that for secret santa!

    • 7th December 2017 / 4:31 pm

      Same here! I think I’m going to have to buy myself some!

  5. 6th December 2017 / 7:56 pm

    I spit out my drink when I scrolled past that rubber duck! lol

    • 7th December 2017 / 4:31 pm

      Hahaha! I’m begging someone to buy it me for christmas!

  6. 6th December 2017 / 10:49 pm

    Such great ideas! I might use these in the near future!

  7. 7th December 2017 / 5:10 am

    Haha not what I was expecting, but a laugh nonetheless

    • 7th December 2017 / 4:34 pm

      Haha! You should always expect the unexpected with my posts xx

      • 7th December 2017 / 5:23 pm

        I’ll keep that in mind 😉

  8. 7th December 2017 / 8:56 am

    Haha loved this!😂😂 And the pasta…’increases in size when cooked’😂

  9. 7th December 2017 / 8:59 pm

    Okay…. I am DYING. These gifts are bloody hilarious 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭xx

    • 9th December 2017 / 2:41 pm

      Hahah! I’m so glad other people are finding them funny! I was thinking how I’d get shuned for being immature 😂😂😂 xx

  10. 8th December 2017 / 1:22 am

    Those are hilarious, haha thanks for sharing!

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